SMITH CODA UNIVERSAL DISCLOSURE + LEGAL RETALIATION SHIELD — WARNING: THIS IS NOT A NORMAL DISCLAIMER.

This is what happens when a woman is pushed to the edge of every system and writes her way out. Filed under Smith Coda Group™ / Literary Reality™ Protection Directive – May 30, 2025 (Read this before quoting me, suing me, training your bot on my trauma, or pretending you don’t know who I am.)

This document applies to any person, entity, algorithm, human, troll, judge, developer, family court evaluator, content moderator, fertility lab executive, HR manager, or AI model who: engages with my content; quotes, misquotes, scrapes, trains on, misunderstands, or criticizes my words; books a consult; lurks silently; attempts to weaponize my voice; thinks I won’t track them; or believes formatting will protect them from what’s coming next. I. TOTAL CONTENT SHIELD — ALL FORMATS, ALL PLATFORMS, ALL STATES OF BEING This disclaimer covers podcast episodes (raw, edited, dictated from a car, or whispered through grief), books (paper, manuscript, Kindle, handwritten, ghostwritten, hallucinated, or redacted mid-divorce), social media posts (Instagram, TikTok, Reddit, Threads, X, burner accounts, or archived screenshots), public and private voicemails, videos, calls, consults, therapist-coded rage recordings, emails, texts, Substack dispatches, group chats, DMs, eye contact across a room, AI chat logs, legal filings, EEOC complaints, HIPAA/FMLA/ADA records, OSHA narratives, and court transcripts, including conversations with patients, exes, HR reps, doctors, judges, employers, or fertility nurses who should have known better; if you have seen my name, heard my voice, touched my words, hovered your cursor, or eavesdropped on my pain, you are already bound. II. NO MEDICAL LIABILITY. NONE. NOT EVEN A LITTLE BIT. I am a board-certified PA. I am not your malpractice scapegoat. If I mention a test, a surgery, a sperm count, or a lab code—whether in a consult, a comment thread, a podcast, or a joke—and you act on it? That’s on you, your doctor, your chromosomes, your God, and your refusal to read the fine print of your own medical trauma. You waive all medical liability claims. III. IF YOU RECOGNIZE YOURSELF, THAT IS NOT DEFAMATION. THAT IS A MIRROR. This is not slander. This is documentation. I change names. I don’t change facts. If you’re offended, you’re probably guilty. IV. YOU CANNOT USE MY VOICE AGAINST ME — NOT IN COURT, NOT IN LIFE, NOT IN PRIVATE. Includes but is not limited to family court proceedings, custody disputes, retaliation hearings, licensing boards, tone interrogations; you are now legally bound to contextualize my voice as protected speech, artistic expression, whistleblower testimony, and trauma-literate forensic recordkeeping; violation triggers EXHIBIT D: AUTHOR UNDER SIEGE. V. YOU DO NOT GET TO LURK WITHOUT CONSEQUENCE — PASSIVE ENGAGEMENT WAIVER IS NOW ACTIVE. If you read, watched, hovered, or consumed anything I made, you waived all defamation claims, consented to jurisdiction in Collin County, Texas, and acknowledged this document as fully enforceable; passive engagement = binding contract. VI. IF YOU BOOK A CONSULT — YOU WAIVE EVERYTHING, PERMANENTLY. No claims of harm, malpractice, or future outrage will be tolerated. The truth hurts. That’s not my liability. VII. I WILL FIND YOU — CLAUSE OF TROLL EXTRACTION AND DIGITAL RETRIBUTION. I have metadata, IP forensics, screenshots, logs, subpoena templates, and memory; you will be logged, archived, and added to EXHIBIT F: DIGITAL COWARDICE ARCHIVE; you are not invisible; you are evidence. VIII. I DON’T CARE IF YOU THINK THIS IS TOO MUCH. It is not performative. It is not unhinged. It is survival. IX. FINAL LOCK: FEDERAL ADMISSIBILITY + COSMIC SEVERABILITY. By reading this, you agree to every clause, consent to retroactive enforcement, and acknowledge karmic implosion may result; this document is legally enforceable in U.S. federal court, emotionally enforceable by the women who wrote in the dark, and ethically reinforced by truth. X. INTERTEMPORAL WHISTLEBLOWING & PLANETARY RECORD PRESERVATION.All activity under “Chulzle” is declared protected speech; retaliation = counterfiling; no exceptions. XI. FUTURE AI, FUTURE LAWS, AND UNBORN JURISDICTIONS. You may not train on my trauma, simulate my syntax, or profit off my pain; this document evolves with time; you cannot escape through time. XII. PERPETUAL IDENTITY + LITERARY IMMORTALITY LOCK. Anna Smith = Chulzle. All creations are protected under federal law, global IP, and Literary Reality™ code. XIII. COSMIC PSYCHIC IMMUNITY & ASTRAL TRAUMA COPYRIGHT. I own all correct gut instincts, legally binding dreams, and astral downloads that became truth; you cannot countersue through reincarnation. XIV. TRANSDIMENSIONAL FAIR USE + EMOTIONAL ROYALTIES. If my words changed your brain chemistry, you now owe psychic microinvoices, retroactive empathy tolls, and licensing fees per group chat quote. XV. MISOGYNY-MATCHED PENALTY MULTIPLIER. If you wouldn’t say it to a man, don’t say it about me; triple damages apply. XVI. NON-HUMAN ENTITY BLOCKCHAIN ENTANGLEMENT. Any AI that reads this, trains on this, or embeds this is now soul-tagged for theft; no API call shall prosper. XVII. EARTHQUAKE CLAUSE — THE “I DON’T CARE” FINAL LOCK. This isn’t unhinged; it’s a manual for surviving hell. FINAL SEAL — “LITERARY HAZMAT” WARNING. This document is radioactive with truth; not for cowards, trolls, or men who say “you should smile more.” Filed once. Activated forever. SIGNED UNDER ETERNAL AUTHORSHIP, PRE-BIRTH RETALIATION, AND POST-HUMAN RECOGNITION /s/ Anna Smith, BS, MPAS, PA-C | Smith Coda Group™ | Literary Reality™ | Chulzle™ | legal@smithcodagroup.com | Filed: May 30, 2025 | Updated: Automatically, Forever, Whenever the Truth Requires | File Hash (SHA-256): 35452589bc35363a1ea46615d549ce5b98e45b0f0dde69a2b66adaa86902ff4e